Merry Making Mortgage Memes

It’s almost Friday, on this short work week for most of us following Memorial Day 2021. This week in our blog we wanted to have a little fun, so we scoured the internet for some funny mortgage memes and cheesy jokes to coast us into the weekend. Enjoy!

What do you call someone who mails mortgage statements? ……………………………………………………………………………Post Malone

The bank want to repossess my tree house. They say I haven’t kept up my mortgage payments…………..I’m convinced it’s a mix up from when I moved branches.

Who do you talk to get out of debt? …………………………………………………………………………..Mortgage Freeman

If Santa Claus forgets to pay the mortgage on his workshop ……………………………………………………………………………Is he in forclausure?

The loan officer approved my plan to go forward and take out a mortgage for the horse farm I’ve been looking at…………………….He called it a stable investment.

What happened to the man who couldn’t afford the mortgage on his haunted house?……………………………………………………………….It was repossessed!

Have another funny mortgage joke or meme? Share it in the comments below.

Also, be sure to check out some of our other recent “fun” blog posts on b-logics at the links below.

  • Try your hand at our first “Mortgage Crossword Puzzle” we launched during Spring Break.
  • Share your views by taking our Mortgage Technology Insights Survey here.

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